1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Amazing farts

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Apr 2, 2017.

Page 34 of 35
  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,194
    Likes Received:
    147,669
    looks like all the xmas farting has passed now
     
    #661
    Makemstine Roger, Jan 15, 2025
    Didley Squat and Wooperts_duck like this.
  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,313
    Likes Received:
    294,206
    Thank goodness for that....
     
    #662
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 15, 2025
    Didley Squat and Makemstine Roger like this.
  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,194
    Likes Received:
    147,669
    I fibbed, I've been keeping a Xmas special in my pants just for you, smells worse than any stink bomb :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
    #663
    Makemstine Roger, Jan 15, 2025
    Didley Squat and Wooperts_duck like this.
  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,313
    Likes Received:
    294,206
    Nah, it didn't travel this far down sarf !
     
    #664
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 16, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,098
    Yeah right…. Straight to church!
     
    #665
    Didley Squat, Jan 18, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.
  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,098
    Just got my van sign written l did…

    IMG_2710.jpeg
     
    #666
    Didley Squat, Jan 18, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.
  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,313
    Likes Received:
    294,206
    Just love the mobile lavvy.....
     
    #667
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 18, 2025
    Makemstine Roger likes this.
  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,098
    So, you’ve started the year off lying, nice.
    Here, have a present from Woops & l.
    We chipped in…….it’ll be a blast!

    IMG_2778.jpeg
     
    #668
    Didley Squat, Jan 22, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.
  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,313
    Likes Received:
    294,206
    You could have gift wrapped it <laugh>
     
    #669
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 22, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,098
    Roger still hasn’t tried his Xmas present yet.
     
    #670
    Didley Squat, Jan 27, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.

  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,313
    Likes Received:
    294,206
    He must be constipated !
     
    #671
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 27, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,098
    Roger has gone all bunged up.
    Don’t stand behind him!
     
    #672
    Didley Squat, Jan 30, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.
  13. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,098
    Another Xmas clearance sale for our mate, Rog. An outdoor bidet.

    IMG_2872.jpeg
     
    #673
    Didley Squat, Jan 30, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.
  14. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,313
    Likes Received:
    294,206
    Rog will be absolutely thrilled with that. Is it the "Supreme extra turbo thrust arse wash" model? If so, does it come in a choice of vibrant colours, only Rog's favourite colour is pretty pink. :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
    #674
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 30, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,098
    Yes, all the above, Woops.
    Rog starting to give me the ****s not opening up his presents. Might have to test run them.
    I’m tickled pink with the arrrse wash option!
     
    #675
    Didley Squat, Jan 31, 2025
    Wooperts_duck and Makemstine Roger like this.
  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,194
    Likes Received:
    147,669
    you guys are a couple of ****s dammmmm yous is nasssty
    i used the new toilet it went bang and self decorated the netty in a vibrant shade of Shyte, i recon were on a winner here boys you 2 make em and ill be sales demonstrator . Just got to work out the way to eliminate the stench. It's strong enough to make your eyes water
     
    #676
    Makemstine Roger, Jan 31, 2025
    Wooperts_duck and Didley Squat like this.
  17. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,098
    Glad you had a blast, Roger!
     
    #677
    Didley Squat, Jan 31, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Wooperts_duck like this.
  18. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,313
    Likes Received:
    294,206
    Well, at least we have lured Rog back into the fold......

    please log in to view this image
     
    #678
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 31, 2025
    Makemstine Roger and Didley Squat like this.
  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,194
    Likes Received:
    147,669
    nasty barsteward thats all i have to say
     
    #679
    Makemstine Roger, Feb 1, 2025
    Wooperts_duck and Didley Squat like this.
  20. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,098
    Time gentlemen.
    If you can’t drink em’ leave em.
    If you can’t leave em’, drink em.
     
    #680
    Didley Squat, Feb 1, 2025
    Wooperts_duck and Makemstine Roger like this.
Page 34 of 35

Share This Page