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BB name himself Boltons Boots, because they are always at the foot of the table.

 

The man we know as Lloydinio is actually a Zulu princess named Ethenia McSnagglepuss, who likes to eat baby shrews in protest at the sausaging of the old water.

 

Viking Erik is a 53 year old trainspotter with a little notepad and a pencil that constantly needs sharpening.

 

Hornette is actually a 19-year-old lad called Barry whose curriculum vitae to date consists solely of doing work experience in a greasy spoon in Harpenden which was soon after liquidated in unclear circumstances. "She" has since been funding "her" transgender rouse and cross-dressing habits with the filthy money her Moldovan uncle makes from illicit human and arms trafficking, and spends copious amounts of time in Luton's seedier drinking establishments, furiously karaoke-singing Minnie Ripperton's hit 'Loving You' with an unconvincing pitch range in a shaky attempt to persuade the locals of "her" "female" vocal credentials.

 

Leeds-18 has 11 fingers...on each hand.

 

BBW writes for the Jersey Evening Post under the psuedonym Helier Clement.

 

JsyBarry is in fact Jay-Z married to Beyonce and does in fact support Arsenal!

 

PSH's favorite past time is to dress up as a pantomime horse and compete in races at Cheltenham. He is quite good and has won a dozen races, but is soon to be retired and sent to the glue factory.

 

babyhornetdan is actually a baby hornet wired to a human brain.

 

Well that explains the voices!!!

 

Babyhornetdan once said this when hosting Who want to be a millionaire "For £32,000, the question is... What is your pin number?" He now has his own mansion (hive), as the contestant decided to ask the audience.

 

Lloydinio can remember Watfords first ever league match and is now the oldest living supporter.

Little Lloyd tell us who the opponents were, where the game was played and the result.

 

Ak is a member of royalty, though she doesn't like it to be publicly known on the internet

 

Hornette was a surrogate mum to some of Santa`s elves, but was sacked when she refused to help Rudolf.

 

Norway is actually Father Christmas, all his talk about helicopters is just coded words for his sleigh!!!! The thread 'Hornette and Norway' is actually their list of all the good and naughty children.

 

SandyHornet is so called after an embarrassing incident at a nudist beach.

 

BBW does not wish to Bring Back Wooter. He wants to have a front line of Trevor Senior, Nathan Ellington and Tamas Priskin but BBTPNETS was a bit long to type and very controversial.

 

Ak is actually the Man from U.N.C.L.E!

 

PSH wrote some of Ben Elton's material for the BBC programme "Man from Auntie".

 

Barry's surname is Bergerac. The TV programme was based on the life of his father, Jim, and his adventures on the Island!