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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

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    Quarterbrain a far leftist? ... KDEN
     
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    Rachel from Accounts telling the new Pensions Minister and a couple of other lackeys at the Treasury the one about how the Chinese would not bail out their fellow Communists so the pension system will be bankrupt sooner thanks to her uncosted and unfunded pay rises to all those slackers in the civil service who are on final salary pensions. It gets funnier every time...
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    Was in the Cubs ...

    ... but have worked in the same profession for over 30 years continuously ...

    How about you? - what did you do prior to your career as mummy's personal shopper?
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Blair started a war in Iraq & Afghanistan you were probably late 50s .
    You could have fought in the Falklands though.

    You are older than my mum & your mum is long dead .

    You coward
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh> ... unfortunately that's how it works Simon - if you get A Levels and go to University ... a career likely beckons ...

    I was a student during the Falklands ...

    So why didn't you join up? ... a GCSE in Home Economics shouldn't have inhibited you... was it a height thing? or ingrowing toenails on all twelve?
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yeah 2+ divorces massive mortgage on both & working yourself into the grave in your 60s with a triple heart bypass .

    If only I had been more like you lol
     
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    One divorce Simon and work still because my expertise is still very much in demand but more importantly, I still enjoy what I do and I'm not a drain on society (or a relative) ... and may retire when I'm 66 next year ...
     
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    Mental how there are still cùnts on this thread who thinks Capitalism actually WORKS!

    Crazy talk!
     
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    Your pension has been spaffed away , hope it was all worth it you mug .
     
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    Toby lad

    There's been an update
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

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    It does.

    Who it works for is the puzzling bit.
     
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    OOH willy boy showing your envy, I wish I could take a vid of you and the other two tranny reprobates Pumpy and Tubby, with your faces green

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    Socialism is built on jealousy, hate & envy .

    **** that guy he has a nice house & a hot wife .

    That's not fair let's take his house & give it to Africans.

    Equity
     
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    My various pensions are fine Simon ... and by the time I retire I'll have paid off 2 mortgages, one in Buckinghamshire and one in Hertfordshire... not back living with my mum because I couldn't hold down any job ...
     
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    Taking farms off farmers & giving them to nerd beurocrats ends in starvation every time for the Socialists
     
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    Your mum is dead if you lived with her you would also be dead .

    You have mummy issues buddy we covered this in earlier therapy workshops
     
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    wrong i stopped there on deployment , Just shows you talk out of you arse ,was wondering what the smell was when you come on here
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

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    Remind us regarding Rachel from accounts on how high gilts are, say to Truss

    we wait your respone....
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Oh it works fine.

    For the people who invented it.

    But why wouldn't it.
     
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