WAR! What is it good for?

I think we could solve a lot of the world problems by Ukraine and Israel joining together as one nation, and give Gaza and Palestine to Russia. Israel and Russia arn't going to want to fight each other... Two wars over with one stone.

While we're at it, we can probably give Gazza to Russia too. I think, spiritually, he is Russian.

 

Looks like a first phase hostage exchange deal is very close.

 

Well they've only got a week until all hell lets loose.

 

Trump's probably threatened to film a new reality TV show amidst the rubble of Gaza.

 

Oh I think they do.

Deal just about done.

 

Which war we going to pretend to care about next guys?

 

Mozambique

Mozambique's escalating civil unrest began after its October 2024 election was clouded by allegations of rigging against the winners. An ongoing police crackdown on protesters has caused more than 300 deaths.

https://news.sky.com/story/tensions...n-with-at-least-300-killed-by-police-13288731

 

Cool. I’ll look it up and pick a side

 

I blame Israel.

 

me too

 

Qatar Prime Minister was due to hold a news conference, assumingly to tell us how they helped broker a peace deal...

However, Israeli's have since jumped in and said peace deal has hit a last minute snag...

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I think the snag is ‘we were never really interested in the first place’

 

Suggestion is that the 'snag' is over the philadelphia corridor, I'm assuming within the agreement is the withdrawel of Israeli troops from it.

 

It’s either that or Trump has told them not to seal the deal until he’s president next Monday.

 

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I'd heard it wouldn't be finalised until just after Trump is in....was done before I think they said with a previous President?...maybe Carter/Regan

 

****ing Qatar? Might as well hear from Palau and Nauru while we’re at it.

 

Hamas have confirmed their side agreement reached.

Awaiting Israeli's....

 

If Kfir Babas isn’t alive and well I can’t see it happening.