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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Ron

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    Elon Musk is thought to be in discussion with close political allies to make a plan to overthrow Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister

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    Aye?

    And what cùnt is going to take his place?

    Starmer isn't the problem.

    The whole establishment is the problem.

    A total reboot is needed. 200 years of shìt needs to be flushed.
     
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  3. Diego

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    I am absolutely amazed that nobody in the Labour party has had the balls to put in a leadership challenge.
    Surely there are some people in there that can see how incompetent he is and worry about him dragging them down for years.
    The man has no idea what he is doing and mumbles answers to questions or rambles on about ****e when giving a speach. The only thing i have found out about his ideas/policy is that his father was a tool maker (didn't really need to know that when i see the tool Starmer iis)
    I think one of the main problems for him (apart from being thick) is that the ginger minga is pulling the strings.
     
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    Stfu you daft old ****. You lot have a while left before your precious Nigel gets spanked again in an election.
     
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    I wouldn't be too confident about Nigel if i were you.
    The Tories got booted because Boris eat a piece of birthday cake whilst people were dying (must confess i did too for my Granddaughters 5th birthday) and Starmer is just a total plank. It really leaves things open for another party to step in.
     
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    I started reading ... then skipped right through to the part where you conceded I was right ... thanks.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    ^^^^See this is the problem with the English electorate. This pleb thinks the worst thing Boris and Co did was to eat cake during lockdown.

    Only Nuclear devastation is the answer.

    Wipe us the fùck out.

    There is no future!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Did you also manage to give an enormous sum of money to Dido Harding to oversee something she knew **** all about, then lose track of it?

    Did you also advocate culling the numbers of elderly Brits substantially by abandoning them to either develop a 'herd immunity' against a global pandemic virus or die?... whilst waving your own old man off to France to outlast same virus in a luxury French retreat? ...

    No to both? - then you probably aren't a complete and utter egotistical hypocritical ****...
     
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    How do you think Starmer would cope with another pandemnic?
     
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    Back in the 70's and 80's, a local woman set up a successful scheme for children to report sexual abuse. She was vilified for mentioning witchcraft and the occult, and the project was ultimately shut down. Child Line later replaced it, headed by Jimmy and Rolf's mate Esther.

     
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    What? ... against a leader who orchestrated the electoral annihilation of the corrupt self-serving Tory government ending with 400 Labour MPs ... and has since destroyed their leaders at every PMQ? ...

    ... yeah ... I'm amazed too <doh>
     
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    WTAF!

    Probably the same as he has coped with everything else he has had to cope with in his adult working life.

    He'll fùck it up royally.

    But the nonce's will be fine.
     
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    And is about to sink the Labour party for the next decade? (and probably the country)
    I know more than enough Labour voters from the last election who are suffering from "buyers remorse" and swear they will never make the same mistake again.
     
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    There is one one in the dictionary that I (intentionally) never utter. But Smalmer is one
     
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    Probably top himself?
     
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    He also triggers the **** out of opposition voters… which seemed to be enough for Johnson supporters to put the blinkers on.
     
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    I'll say it again.

    Starmer isn't the problem. He is just a benefactor of the problem. Him and his mates and every other useless cùnt that has made a life out of being a politician.

    They are all the same. They give not one single fùck about anyone but themselves.

    Tbf, probably there's a couple of independent MPs who aren't mussies who want to do the best for their constituents.

    But wait till they work out how their expenses accounts work!

    I'm sorry but your vote these days is all about who the fùck you want to own a summer home in Cornwall.
     
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    He triggers the **** out of normal people because he is thick as **** yet running the country <doh>
    The man never gives a straight answer and has not yet fulfilled a single manifesto promiss.
    All blamed on the tories because there is not enough money yet all his ideas were "fully costed" and literally everyone knew the state of the economy at the time they were made.
    It's got a lot worse since.
     
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