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Sandwiches

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jan 9, 2025.

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How to cut

  1. Half and half

  2. Diagonal

  3. 4 squares

  4. 4 triangles

  5. Fuk u Sucky

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  1. PINKIE

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    A knob of butter and olive oil for me. The olive oil stops the butter from burning.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    I learned today they put whole milk into the paint that goes on football pitches as the fat and lactose doesn’t dissolve in the rain. Not relevant at all but thought you should know.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Every day is a school day <ok>
     
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  4. Sweats

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    Feel it is dependant on where I’m eating said sandwich. If I make one at home for immediate consumption then I don’t cut them. Same for hot sandwiches as well ie bacon or sausage butty. Anyone who may have a fried egg on their sandwich as well then cutting it first means most of your yolk runs out before you’ve eaten it thusly ruining the bread.

    if however I am making a sandwich to take with me for lunch then tend to cut horizontally, though none of this rotating the one slice nonsense.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Had some turkey bacon today in pitta. Pretty good for the calories. Gherkins and hot sauce added.
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Bought some of that turkey bacon a few months ago. Was like eating cardboard.

    can’t possibly see what enhancement a gherkin will do either . Sounds awful.
     
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    You sound awful.
     
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  8. pieguts

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    Love cold toast (not buttered). All of the typical fillings in a cold toast sandwich is a delight.
     
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  9. Chief

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    You cut the bacon and egg butty on the plate and then use said bread to wipe up the yolk.

    You've got to cut it, or the yolk just goes down your shirt as if you're eight years old.

    How can it ruin the bread anyway? Just eat the thing, all the ingredients are supposed to mix.
     
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  10. Chief

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    Right, off to yoga.

    Hopefully the women in the group are younger than me, not older, and they don't fart.

    Don't need any farting old girls around me.
     
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    Not as awful as your sandwich.
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    The macros are excellent which is the main thing.
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Sweats

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    And yet still better than your sanger
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Cheese, Branston and crisps
    Ham cheese and coleslaw
    Pate, boursin and pestrami with pickles

    Some of my fave combinations
     
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  16. Sweats

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    Yes to the top two. Last one sounds vile. Pastrami mustard and pickles. Not feeling it with pate or Boursin
     
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  17. Sucky

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    The pate boursin mix is an elite if controversial mix.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Turkey bacon is not real
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    I have some in my fridge and got it at Waitrose so I think it is.
     
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  20. Chief

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    No one farted.

    There was a blonde front and centre with a magnificent arse, worth going for her alone.

    Appreciate this is wrong thread.
     
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