Manchester United fans are not anything like a beautiful woman. Instead. They're like the selective media in our country. Putrid, biased and looking to defame people they don't like at any given moment. *Swiss Tony Voice nearly worked...*
No it's not. It's me with spaghetti bolognese on my face having fallen asleep after copious amounts of booze and some other stuff...
It was delicious as well. Well, when it sufficated and woke me up! They put a raw egg on it and two slices of bread on each cheek as well the ****s!