Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Tips of the fingers most for me at my age now, also tips of the ears

Balaclava best for overall head warmth as long as you dont get shot by mistake

 

How much helium is used in these league cup balls. Maybe Arteta was right.

 

Or Razy Lacism (Jimmy Carr)

 

Obviously no one is arguing that a hat i.e. a bit of thick cloth on your ****ing head isn’t going to help keep some heat in. Much the same as literally any item of clothing.

 

Never wear a hat. Then again I'm in the sunny south.

 

What about the emporer's new clothes?

 

Judging by Salah's efforts on goal so far Arteta was right

 

Must not talk about our PM like that

 

Keep ****ing up the final ball, letting Spurs off the hook here.

 

Hmm, dunno. Had you got that other pen you deserved (not that the first one was a pen) and we were gone.

 

It's the ball mate

 

That's because you keep kicking the ball too hard and it just flies up in the air

Have to scuff it along the ground like Newcastle did yesterday

 

Don't even remember that so can't have been that much of a pen. As I recall we barely threatened after you went 3-2 up and never looked like getting back into it

 

****ing state of this ffs

 

Anyone you know from here??????????????????

 

Hmm, injuries... Well, we had Allison out for months, Konate for a month, Jota out for 2 months (nothing unusual about that), Trent out for a month, Robertson out for a month, But fair enough, we're considered to be a one-man-team, and Mo has been available (and motivated) the full term so far. And Virgil.

And we're always cack in January - hence it being slightly **** that we dropped 4 points in December when we had a quite an easy fixture list, truth be told.

 

Tactical genius you.

 

Should be kicked out.

 

I thought Maradona was dead ?

 

That was probably just Jones trying to hit a through ball along the ground.