What did you get for Christmas? Did Santa empty his sack for you? I shall be well read and smell divine for the next year. Here's a worry though. Sister in Law bought Mrs Grove some M&S undies but upon opening the garments Mrs Grove noticed what appeared to be a dry chalky substance in the gusset of one of the pairs of knickers. Now then, either Marks and Sparks have a very slow turn around of stock or someone else has nicked my perversion of dressing up in skanties whilst ejaculating into a pair of panties to be returned to the shelves for a special surprise. I've not frequented Oxford Street Marks for a cheeky gusset jizz for over 18 months or so, well before the court case anyway, so I am wondering if it is one of you lot or have you been passing on what I thought was private information? Surely we can have a gentleman's agreement not to tittle tattle?
I bought myself a jigsaw puzzle: 1500 pieces, made in 1979. Was difficult but not as much sky as others I've done so only took 5 days.
I prefer to take pictures and cut them up with a jigsaw. For a fee, send me pictures of you doing filthy stuff and I'll send you back a 1000 piece puzzle.
Of course, you'd get the full service, for that amount, including diffusers. Perhaps ripe strawberry or sweet midnight cherry?
