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  1. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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    You do get the ones who love it too much. There's a beach car park I use regularly and people are always a bit late getting back to their cars because little johnny has shat himself and needs a nappy change, or Granny Mildred takes 6 hours to walk across the sand. Most of the ticket inspectors are sound and give you some leeway. But there's one who is just like the Nazi officer Windy describes.

    He sits in his car and waits for people's tickets to run out and on the dot that ****er is there slapping a ticket on the windscreen. Even in the depths of winter when there's 3 cars in the whole car park and some folk chance it, he's there, in the pissing rain and howling wind waiting to pounce.

    He probs gets home and has a **** over that.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    -3 and cold as feck on school run.

    got a brew and porridge with a chopped up banana in it.
     
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    On commission probably. Which he needs to keep up with his CSA payments since she left.
     
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    How could anybody live with somebody like that ?

    'How was your day at work love ?''
    'Yeah amazing, I gave a ticket to family with a disabled kid coz they were 2 mins over their time'
    'I want a divorce.....'
     
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    He’s most likely speaking to a Thai woman without the ability to converse that fluently at best. A doll at worst.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    IMG_0971.jpeg
     
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    Probs dresses it up as a ticket warden
     
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    Fact checkers reminded from some
    We've not had any either. Well it did snow one night but it was fine by the morning.
     
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    There was a load up on Dartmoor yesterday. I'm heading up there on Sunday, hoping to camp in the snow.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That sounds fun.
     
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    lol I know it ain't your cup of tea, but I've got plenty of cold weather gear so I'm all set up for this sort of thing

    Plus making a campfire in the snow will make it extra cozy.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    It’s only a matter of time before I rock up in Cornwall and go on a piskie adventure.
     
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    Morning - freezing here again ...
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My son is down there this weekend for a surfing lesson. @PISKIE
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Reading this.

    Screenshot_20250108-103440.png
    Very good.
     
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    looks like the kind of book you read before you go on a shooting rampage
     
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    Black ice vibes today

    sunny

    cold

    and slippy

    time for a cuppa
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah it's very much that.
     
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