Off Topic The Burly Arms

Mrs luv got me this for Christmas, think she's trying to off me..

 

Morning

 

Morning, transplant clinic on Friday..

so up early and was at hospital for bloods first thing. -7 showing when I got in the car and a thick frost, so blood place was empty.

 

Her nan?

FFS Saf...

 

Morning - freezin' - had to de-ice car this morning..

 

New 12v battery in the car thanks to the RAC and all is well in the world. Now to claim that back from Skoda garage.

 

Save up loads of dick cheese while you cook those up and make her have a taste test of them when you get a teaspoons worth of extra mature blue jizz.

And don't say no cos you pissed on the last one.

 

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Didnt you just get that car?

How's the battery ****ed already?

 

Poundland battery's never last long tbh

 

was it powered with these?

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I read the other day that if an electric car gets towed for a few miles it will charge the battery enough to get you going again for a while.
. Dunno what car BTW or if it was bollocks

 

in theory yes cos when the brakes are applied power is generated from the friction

mine does that, as do most of the new models.

 

Dunno, it’s not the main battery but the 12v battery that controls all systems

seems to be a bad batch from searches.

 

Ah I see

**** happens tho, nice they're covering it

 

Well, I have a form to claim cost. It’s under warranty, but they will try to say I should have taken to garage, but I couldn’t get it to garage without them collecting/towing.

 

Morning. On the train to a London meeting sniffing and coughing with every other ****.

World’s busiest ticket inspector. Fat **** woman waddling through a packed train on a mission to fine people. 7:30am in January. Must be a proper miserable life.

 

Some people relish that **** though. Takes a certain kind of personality to want to be a ticket inspector, traffic warden etc.

 

Marnin’

Still no snow down here.

Pissing down and windy

 

Someone has to do it but I like when they clearly aren’t arsed and a bit apologetic about it all. She was like the guy in The Great Escape asking to see our papers. Born for it.