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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs luv got me this for Christmas, think she's trying to off me..
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  3. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Morning, transplant clinic on Friday..

    so up early and was at hospital for bloods first thing. -7 showing when I got in the car and a thick frost, so blood place was empty.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Her nan?

    FFS Saf...
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Morning - freezin' - had to de-ice car this morning..
     
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  6. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    New 12v battery in the car thanks to the RAC and all is well in the world. Now to claim that back from Skoda garage.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Save up loads of dick cheese while you cook those up and make her have a taste test of them when you get a teaspoons worth of extra mature blue jizz.

    And don't say no cos you pissed on the last one.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Didnt you just get that car?

    How's the battery ****ed already?
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Poundland battery's never last long tbh
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    was it powered with these?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I read the other day that if an electric car gets towed for a few miles it will charge the battery enough to get you going again for a while.
    . Dunno what car BTW or if it was bollocks
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    in theory yes cos when the brakes are applied power is generated from the friction

    mine does that, as do most of the new models.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Dunno, it’s not the main battery but the 12v battery that controls all systems <laugh>

    seems to be a bad batch from searches.
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Ah I see

    **** happens tho, nice they're covering it
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Well, I have a form to claim cost. It’s under warranty, but they will try to say I should have taken to garage, but I couldn’t get it to garage without them collecting/towing.
     
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    Morning. On the train to a London meeting sniffing and coughing with every other ****.

    World’s busiest ticket inspector. Fat **** woman waddling through a packed train on a mission to fine people. 7:30am in January. Must be a proper miserable life.
     
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    Some people relish that **** though. Takes a certain kind of personality to want to be a ticket inspector, traffic warden etc.
     
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    Marnin’

    Still no snow down here.

    Pissing down and windy
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    Someone has to do it but I like when they clearly aren’t arsed and a bit apologetic about it all. She was like the guy in The Great Escape asking to see our papers. Born for it.
     
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