Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

'Still suffers trauma, utter tart.


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It's nothing to be sneezed at.

 

Stop masking the problem.


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No need to try and isolate me, I was only trying to inject some fun.

 

Fun is needed in testing times.


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looks Amish to me - grounds for a full refund

 

Crows&Ravens - lost out in the beauty stakes but absolute Einsteins of the avian world.
https://youtube.com/shorts/vavfBAasaHk?si=IFkpfdfzxSBov3Wd

 

Watched a crow a couple of weeks ago wetting some bread on the grass to make it easier for it to swallow, but it had several pieces it wanted to soften so every time it had turned it over on the grass it went and got a big leaf and covered the bread with the leaf so they were completely hidden so it could gather them up later.

 

Sounds more intelligent than a lot of humans

 

you need to get a better hobby if you are getting that bored in your retirement!!

 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 dollars to drop that towel.”

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she get to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”

“It was Bob the next door neighbor” she replies.

“Great!” the husband says. “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

 

Apparently they have the intelligence of at least a 7 year old child.

 

See, it's probably just me as usual, but this is something I can't quite grasp.

Surely, intelligence would be it baking the bread in the first place, rather than living like a ******ed tramp.

 

I can’t see any leaves there for it to **** on.


Oh hang on…that’s a similarly titled book isn’t it?

 

Au contraire

They’ve figured out getting us to do their baking for them is even cheaper than buying an air fryer!!!