2nd in the league is too high for Chelsea. They need oxygen. Might hang on to 4th place if navel-gazing Man City continue to jerk themselves off.
That Club is (by it's own standards of the last 25 years) a total basket case. Three quarters of the squad needs paying off and kicking out. But will the new manager be backed? Paying off the dead wood will cost God knows how much. Hundreds of millions. But unless they do it, United are finished as a Top quarter team in the Premier League. They're mid-table makeweights. That's what happens when you pay too much for good-but-not-great players, and put them on 200 to 300 grand a week. They're getting what they deserve. And the roof even began to leak at their press conference yesterday before the Wolves game! You couldn't make it up.
Ivor's mob lost, although I think it is safe to say that the taffs are virtually guaranteed to get a play-off spot come the end of the season.
Luke Littler World Champion Darts player aged 17 What a fantastic achievement. “The Nuke” should be a shoo in for SPOTY now, although knowing the BBC they will come up with a one legged trans Ugandan shot putter.
Littler has done incredibly well. He has that rarest of qualities - he is cool under maximum pressure. That's a mental strength that only one in a million have. But Darts isn't a sport. It's a pub game.