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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    And Hitler was a short arsed ****tah.

    Willie Wallarse was 7' 5" and into bestiality only, especially with wild haggi roaming the Glens.

    I read that on the back of a matchbox.
     
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  2. DMD

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    Festive...

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  3. HRH Custard VC

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    Well, as the common ground has been agreed, and all on here fully support inquiries into perverts to be carried out without fear or favour, I'm sure we'll all be fully behind the next documentary from a guy working in isolation for the coming months. <ok>

    Tommy Robinson says his next documentary will reveal the sexual predators in the Labour Party.
     
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    this is why Reform at 5/2 is still way overpriced, id make them 1/2

     
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  8. Toby

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    His dickriding queue is pretty wild. You're probably #4783736282 in waiting. Keep dreaming though <cheers>
     
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  14. QuarterMoonII

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    What a shame that you failed to research your rant.

    Sir Keith Stalin was appointed DPP in 2008 when ‘New Labour’ were in office; and stayed in the role until 2013. His appointment as DPP was announced by Attorney General Baroness (Patricia) Scotland, a former Labour MP elevated to The Lords.

    He was a human rights lawyer working for Liberty when Margaret Thatcher was in office.

    M’lud, the complainant is clearly brain dead and should be sentenced to burial under a landslide, preferably of Chinese manufactured wind turbines and solar panels. No need for an inquiry.
     
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    Keir Starmer to announce radical NHS changes to cut waiting times

    The clueless halfwit has avoided the obvious way that he can cut waiting times.

    If you are white British and you want to get seen in A&E in your local NHS hospital then here is what you should do to get seen. Get down to Waterstones and buy a copy of the Qur’an and put it in your coat pocket. Rock up at the hospital with no documents on you to identify you as British. If you are female then cover your head.

    Alternatively, show up with a Sir Keith Stalin mask as that is sure to get you moved to the front of the queue.
     
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    It'll probably count towards the waiting list time stats...

     
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    The extreme left as well as others should be concerned that Starmer's incompetence on top of that of the previous regime and measures by the EU are driving rhetoric that will promote extremism not seen in Europe for many decades.

    The only rational reason I can see for these ridiculous measures is so that it provokes a reaction that can justify tighter controls on people.
     
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    <laugh> You ****s will believe any old nonsense.
     
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  20. QuarterMoonII

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    <doh> Curiously nobody seems to believe anything that you post...
     
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