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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 12, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Standing in the queue in Greggs today and some **** in a hi vis vest pushes past me to get to sandwiches. I stop him getting in and tell him to wait til he's beside them <ok> He looks at me blankly and steps back. Then he pushes in behind me to some wee ****, grabs a sandwich and just walks out the shop. Bold as ****. Need a brass neck to shoplift like that. ****.
     
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  2. Bhoy From Brum

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    Thats why I never go to greggs.

    Full of ****ing ******s who make the folk who shop at Iceland seem respectable. Some ****ing slag serving behind the counter with the most horrible grerasy ****ing hair & face.

    I must hand it to them though - the way they make their meat so grey always makesme laugh <ok>

    Mrs wanted something from their the other week, massive queue & all I heard for 10 minutes was "4 sausage rolls please"........."4 sausage rolls please" in what seemed the same monotone spastic voice.
     
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    £10 IN.

    What the ****?
     
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  4. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I would like to point out I wasn't buying anything. I was in with the guy I work with <ok>

    I ****ing hate greggs. My mum worked in it and had a few horror stories
     
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  5. Bhoy From Brum

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    The pastry is quite nice there but the meat is ****ing rank.

    Weird thing is not many folk like Greggs but you still see it rammed of people you know <laugh>
     
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    My brother-in-law works for Greggs, and refuses point blank to eat anything from there. Tells you everything.
    He sells his staff discount card to his mate. <laugh>
     
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    I've heard of fingernails, both real and fake ones ending up in the mix. Out of date mayonnaise in the sandwiches. The odd grog in the soup <ok>
     
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    Juice had some horror stories from Subway too <yikes>

    I've never been a fan of Subway anyway, full of coppers.
     
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    yeah, but i cant be arsed cooking. its not like fingernails taste of anything <ok>
     
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  10. Bhoy From Brum

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    Depends LR - I've told you the facts before about people in Newcastle having more traces of **** on their hands then anyother ****s in the UK.
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    i dont live in newcastle, so i'll have a lukewarn cornish pasty if you please
     
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    Is that the Greggs across from that Destiny night club ML. ****ing lowest of the Greggs low round those parts!
     
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  13. Bhoy From Brum

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    How can Greggs do fresh Cornish pasties in Glasgow?

    Thought they had that law put in place where cornish pasties had to be made in cornwall?

    I remember last year there was outrage when a Devon baker won a Cornish Pasty competition <laugh>

    One person said "How would they like it if we started making Devonshire Tea" <laugh>
     
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