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Chief's big fat thread of fitness

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. brb

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    Christmas dates I buy all year round, but generally I purchase them online as stores don't always have them very well stocked. They are currently priced at £2 a packet at Morrisons, they were reduced to £1 a pack just before the festive season, which is when I bought mine - now back up to £2, but once I use up the packs I've got, I will just wait until they reduce the price again, which they will.
     
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  2. Archers Road

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    When I was a nipper, there was always a box of dates lying around at Christmas. In every house you went in. I have absolutely no recollection of ever seeing one being ate, so wondered where they all went to. Thought it might be the same box every year, tgat got taken out with the decorations.

    I buy posh ones loose in Planet Organic now. Easier on the teeth than Quality Street.
     
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  3. brb

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    They don't put a fork in them anymore and you wouldn't want to eat too many in one go lol
     
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    Oh yeah, those plastic forks <laugh>
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Fat dollop new year new me this is my year **** leaving her 1.25kg weights on the machines this morning. Get January out the way so these wastes of space can get back to their One Direction onesies and family bag of Maltesers. ****s.
     
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  6. brb

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    Glad Christmas and NYD is over, eat what shhite is left in the house and return to normal healthy eating.
     
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  7. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Douchebags like you are the reason no one goes to the gym.
    And are also the reason why there will be no gyms in 10 years, because Alpha male wannabe ****s piss on them like its their territory and sneer like ***s every time someone else decides to get fit.
    Roid rage Andrew Tate wanna be's are not enough of a customer base to sustain a whole industry.
    Gyms need casuals.....and trust me, I work in the fitness industry.

    If you want to work out without being near peasants, then save up and buy your own home fitness equipment....and make a home gym.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    Not at all. The gym is a great environment for anyone from newbies to experts and I’m no expert but I learn from other people there and occasionally give advice when asked. Just do the absolute basics like put your equipment away and wipe your bench when you’re done. A toddler can be taught to put its toys back in the box.
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    Thats down to the gym if thats happening.
    They should be told on their induction to do that ****, and if they are not, then the gym staff need to have words.
    You are always going to get some uncivilised apes in a gym. Ideally everyone would consider the people who use the equipment behind them, unfortunately, male public toilets show us this is not how things work amongst a lot of blokes.
     
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    They have a sign up. Should be a bigger sign. If you’re walking up to an empty machine, putting plates on then just walking off that’s either thick or lazy. It didn’t happen nearly as much a decade ago.
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Weighed this morning first thing, managed to put on a full half stone of timber over Christmas by basically being lazy and eating the wrong stuff for more or less three weeks.

    I expect that to come back off fairly easily by not drinking and also cutting out all the Christmas ****e. White bread also binned completely, with wholemeal limited. And back to proper breakfasts.

    Then need to lose a further half stone once that's gone.

    First gym visit of the year will be to tonight, am upping the steps during the day, and yoga class booked in for Thursday, which I'll do weekly as I'm creaking everywhere.

    Also restarting 5k to 10k app, but will he treadmill only post 'workout'.

    Hoping the gym is not rammed given it's a University one and half the users aren't back yet.

    Probs full of new year, new me, folk though.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Did the Yoga yesterday evening.

    Will go again.

    Could probably do without the connecting with oneself guff and the awareness bits, but it comes with the package and the breathing exercises and chilling bits are good.

    The poses themselves, all I want is my back and hips stretched out and loosening up, and it's done the trick.

    Got up this morning creak/pain free.
     
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    Any quality clunge?
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, the blonde girl at the front.

    Very nice, superb arse, early mid twenties. She was between me and the instructor, and looked like she knew what she was doing, so used her as my guide when I wasn't sure what to do.

    Good excuse to check her arse out.

    There was no one offensive there tbf, thank ****.
     
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  15. Bodinki

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    lol what does that mean?
    Are yoga classes known for having "offensive" people?
    What is offensive?
     
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  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    Fat munters.
     
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    Folk like Sting, yoga tantric ****er
     
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    Long haul today.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Who fart, yes.

    Exactly that.
     
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    The new year slobs have already given up....space in the gym ... good times again .
     
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