British Politics spam thread

the elite human capital you ordered, sar

 

Pajeetastic

 

Last I checked we are in the UK and Yanks are still fat and dumb

 

remember when that was a flex, the uk is now a laughingstock

 

Retailers face collapse as costs rocket and High St distress levels soar 25% after Budget

Looks like it is time to buy shares in Begbies Traynor as they are going to be busy in the new year dealing with lots of insolvencies.

The Boxing Day sale never really materialised for many High Street traders. Some did not even bother to open and footfall was reportedly down 4.9%.

Now just who was it that was going to save the High Street?

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That looks like about 5 out of 5 failed in six months. That is some going...

 

We have a commie *** as leader & a weave wearing plastic nails jig bird from bongo-bongoland as opposition

 

Nige is the new opposition, the tories have quite clearly self-sabotaged, they were non triers in the last election and then installed a complete no hoper as leader

reform are the next illusion of change

homeland is the only real opposition, which is why they will get zero mention in the msm

 

I'm thinking of standing for local election with National Front

 

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Who fancies a festive game of Labour or Liz?

The rules are quite simple - I'll set out some quotes and you guess whether they came from a member of the current tax-raising and workers' rights improving Labour administration or from the right-wing scourge of the anti-growth coalition and former prime minister Liz Truss.

So put down your turkey sandwiches, off we go:

1. "We are rolling up our sleeves and removing red tape"

2. "A red tape bonfire will encourage business investment and boost growth"

3. "[Regulation of financial services] has gone too far"

4. "Where [regulation] is stopping us building… then mark my words - we will get rid of it"

5. "We needed to stop drifting in the direction of… more regulation, which was causing sluggish growth"

That's your lot. Think you've got them all? Well, here are the answers.

Labour or Liz? The taxing question that could come back to haunt Starmer

 

The dude that ran over people in Central London is Anthony Gilheaney a ****ing pikey .

No blacks
No Muslims
No Irish
No dogs

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/articles/cnv3291z9p2o.amp

Ffs

 

what about my inside out dog, can he come in?

 

If you rent to people with pets you need to rip out all the carpets & repaint when they leave.

Soz babez x

 

Good job he is dead then

 

My Polish neighbour had a girlfriend with a cat & she left him over a year ago , the house still smells of 'Browney' the stinking bastard

He doesn't even smell it

 

The smell gets into the carpet chairs, so we replace the chairs, just carpet to do