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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    That's coke zero in the Thatchers glass, so was my younger son.

    Just having a coffee before getting showered, having a couple of turkey butties, then off to the match. A few pre match pints in the offing.
     
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    Parents for buffet then back home and chill.
     
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  3. Archers Road

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    Boxing Day brunch. The black stuff is lumpfish caviar, which apparently doesn’t quite qualify as real caviar, but whatever; posh fish paste basically

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    Happy Boxing Day.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    So what did Santa bring y’all ?

    Anything good, anything crap ? Did you get what you wanted or another year supply of Lynx Africa ?

    Air B&B vouchers
    Headtorch
    Camping stove
    Set of new tyres for the bike
    Booja Booja truffles
    Bottle of whiskey

    for me <ok>
     
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    I got a Snoop Dogg cook book
    Some speakers
    A Tee shirt some dragon things on it
    Some book about processed foods
    Bullet blender thing for smoothies
     
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    Philip Roth American Pastoral
    Denon Stereo
    New daps
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I got a smart watch.
    armani jeans and trainers
    A personalised dressing gown with my name on the front and my initials on the cuffs.
    Bottle of bells rum
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Some shoes for work (I'd bought myself)
    Some much needed joggers (I'd bought myself)
    Got a Joe Malone smellies.
    £100 voucher at a local restaurant.
    An M&S shirt from the in laws, which I'll use for work.
    A small portable duel fuel outdoor heater thing for the van, which was from the in laws and for both of us.

    Just having a dark and stormy in front of the log burner watching Jurassic Park, wondering what to do for the next couple of days now my Mum hasn't made it down.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    My birthday in January so I just suggested me and her go to ABBA Voyage.

    She rebuffed it! Too expensive apparently, and I wouldn't like it.

    I pointed out I would enjoy it, and it's not the law to have to be homo to attend something to do with ABBA.

    Anyway, will spend that money on a golf away day with my son, **** it.
     
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    Yeah sounds alright that, the Voyage thing, just looked at ticket prices seem to be a variety to suit all budgets from £38.50 to £181.50 and then you have the VIP tickets, packages etc I assume. It also depends on the times and dates you go having had a very brief look through.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Best I saw was £132 on a Saturday matinee end of March.

    Would need to be a Saturday. And seated, none of this dance floor bollocks. I definitely don't do dance floors.
     
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    Oh yeah, I took another look and see what you mean.
     
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    ^^^^^
    Homo





















    * would love to see it <laugh>
     
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    Too much money, money, money IMO
     
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    Outlaws arrive tomorrow. Need a chilled day to mentally prepare.
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    No boxers or socks, which is a bit annoying as will have to buy my own now.

    Tickets to the Sam Wanamaker Playhouse (next door to the Globe) in Jan, to see William Shakespeare’s Cymbeline. Bit worried about the likelihood of a woke production, having seen Henry V played by a (black) female at the Globe last year. But I think they did a fair bit of cross dressing back in Shakespeare’s day so wtf.

    Best present ever, reading my new granddaughter a story.
     
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    He'll be still mourning the loss of Corberan, play him the death march as he walks in.
     
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    I had to Google.
     
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