British politics is the biggest joke in the world JGF. But I hear you - I won’t post any more serious stuff on this thread……
How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on What do Christmas trees get when they're ill? Tinselitus What do Christmas trees wear at the swimming pool? Trunks What do Christmas trees get when they're too cold? Pines and needles Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal What did one Christmas tree say to another? 'Lighten up'
all jokes /christmas / adult /kids / etc Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They always drop their needles
'Strained' Keir Starmer badly needs holiday, his friends say as they reveal PM is suffering from the 'relentless strain' of the job https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14217547/Strained-Keir-Starmer-badly-needs-holiday.html
most jokes get strained around Christmas ...... especially the cracker oneliner ones ... and he is master of repeated one liner jokes . I wont do it ... "oh no you wont! yule do the opposite" !
Without doubt it’s a stressful job. It turned Tony Blair grey almost overnight - and gave him a heart attack.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? I Santa Christmas card to you, did you get it? Knock, knock! Who's there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all those presents How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on What do Christmas trees get when they're ill? Tinselitus What do Christmas trees wear at the swimming pool? Trunks What do Christmas trees get when they're too cold? Pines and needles
He’s never in the country anyway, He’s far too busy building a massive carbon footprint that he wants the rest of us not to do by us travelling or having holidays Kier, Kier never here !
What gifts will Sir Keir get this Christmas? None, he's had enough! Why are pensioners bulk buying Brussels sprouts this Christmas? It's the only way they'll keep the gas flowing this year Why is Rachel Reeves in the Nativity this year? She’s collecting inn-heritance tax
