As a 14 year old in 1981 was asked to leave Boots in Durham city centre for using my very limited knowledge of BASIC when I typed the following into a ZX-81 10 SWEATY ORGASMIC CLIT 20 GOTO 10 Life was much simpler back then.
I was sitting next to a gorgeous blonde when I felt a a hand sensuously massaging my throbbing c*ck. It was mine.