I honestly thought you would have known this already but just don't get stabbed/slashed/hit/poked. That helps. Or just 'man up'. What's a scar or two.
What would you do without without knowledgeable, wise, old Trev, eh? Well, I mean I wouldn't actually say he's knowledgeable... Or wise.
First Christmas in UK for ages. Been enjoying the traffic jams in the Trafford Centre and the fights on the M&S car park. Anyway Merry Christmas to you all.