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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'll write to them and demand the change. I'll say that you and I will boycott Revels until they act. What do you reckon?
     
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  2. Diego

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    Seem to remember that when i was young Revels had coconut ones as well, is this still the case?
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

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    A toffee is slang in Portsmouth, for a blow job, so I'm up for that.
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

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    Nope. That would be dire. Coconut falls from Lucifer's anus.
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

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    What if I asked for a toffee and raisin combo?
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    I guess the toffee, if it's of good quality, causes a raisin'
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    So all Christian children are likely to become murderers because the Bible says things like 'an eye for an eye' ?

    KDEN <doh>

    My comprehension is fine - your's on the other hand appears to be deluded - there are plenty of muslims in the world that lead a peaceful existence with no interest in Jihad or extremism ... and plenty of Christians (and indeed those from other religions) capable of committing the very worst of crimes ... as our prisons prove ...
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    Maggie's boy Jim? ... he had friends in much higher places than the DPPs office ...
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    proof or link or just lefty what if
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    my best friend is one, that's why I know what happens in Mosques
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Every time a muslim terrorist murders Westerners, we get to hear about how peaceful Islam is & Christians are just as likely to drive over a bunch of muslims
     
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  12. Willhoops

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    So your best friend is someone that’ll kill you? **** me Rog you need to make better choices when it comes to friendship.
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    hang on ill get some of my grandsons colouring books and crayons out, so we can take it extra slow and easy to get you to understand written English.
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    bugger do you have to book up in advance for that <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  15. Willhoops

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    good job its not Muslims them ****ers kill you - Rog

    my best friend is one,that's why I know what happens in Mosques - also Rog
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    After all this time you worked it out. <applause><applause><applause><applause><applause>Now if you keep playing nice i will ask Santa to take you off the naughty list for toys as all Irish priests like young boys
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  17. Willhoops

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    So why would you have a best friend who you believe would kill you Rog? Seems ****ing odd, you’re a peculiar old fruit which I guess puts a lot off, but surely even you can have a friend you don’t think will kill you.
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    you would have trouble winding up a clock,i love to see you bite but feel sorry that you have to show yourself up doing it
     
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  19. Willhoops

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    So your best friend isn’t a Muslim? If not why say they are? Do you know what day it is Rog?
     
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  20. Diego

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    Where did he say that?
     
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