Off Topic Crocodile Dundee star passed away.

In his nineties as well. RIP Burt. You’ll be missed


https://www.perthnow.com.au/travel/...ile-dundee-star-burt-the-croc-dies-c-17176733

 

I hope they don’t cremate him …

… that suitcase would be a real collectors item

 

Crocodile tears.

 

Keep Jimmy Nail away from him - he'll get a good few sets of shoes out of him.

I'll get me coat!

 

Bloke walks into a bar with his pet Crocodile and says to the barman
"Do you serve Newcastle supporters in here"?
The barman replies"yes".
"Good" says the bloke, "I'll have a pint of lager and a Newcastle supporter for the Croc".