Big Vern retirement.

Update on the stools.
Plenty of movement this morning. I estimate about four days worth backed up. I was fearing a visit to HRI.

 

Miranda House will see you.


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They'll pump him full of laxatives then wonder why he sh!ts the bed during the night

 

Hopefully.


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Can we close the attention seekers thread mods ta

 

About as interesting as your book club thread

 

I am only attempting to inject a little humour on here.
If anyone is adverse then scroll onto the cooking thread or Chazz's book club.

 

Emphasis on the word little

 

I was watching TV the other evening and I couldn't help noticing Debbie McGee on one of the evening quiz shows. For a lady in her 60s she has a lovely figure with impressive puppies.

 

I'll have you know that I'm on that...And all proceeds of my new book, 'The Hull Detective' by Neal Hardin, available on Amazon (in case you don't know) go to Dove House Hospice...It's also on sale in five Dove House Hospice stores....ie Chamberlain Road, Beverley, Whitefrigate, Cottingham, Hessle.
136k words.....481 pages.....12 short stories. A late chrimbo present with all proceeds going to Dove House Hospice...tah.

 

Doffs Cap

 

i dont know why
but i feel like vern uses forks like these

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Howcome?

 

Because he ain't a superstitious fella, but it worries him?

 

Imagine how cumbersome a fork like that would be to eat with
Just sums up big vern

 

Lapdog.

 

Lapdogs,impressive puppies?

Has Kim Jong OLM merged it with the Crufts thread?

 

Huddersfield Town MDT.


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