Off Topic The Burly Arms

Morning

 

On the train in a close to empty carriage yet the two biggest dork wooftas on the planet choose to sit opposite me for the next hour. One is wearing eyeliner.

 

maybe they find you hot

 

I actually look great today tbf. They’re getting off at London Bridge it looks like. Probably heading to Borough to be around other insufferable bellends.

 

Wooftas is under used.

 

I like it because it’s offensive but not too offensive. Not aggressive like “**** stabbers”.

 

Pillow biters is my favourite cuss for wooftas

 

Fudge packers is a decent cuss too

 

lol yeh that’s a funny one

don’t use it though coz I like a cadburys fudge now n again

 

Anyway, my last market tomorrow has been cancelled due to the high winds. So that means I'm finished for the year now

Gonna play some PS5 with my little un in a bit and then make a pie for later

 

Yeah that would put me off too.

 

Finger of fudge would take on a whole different connotation

 

Great plan. Me and the wee man are playing ‘Mario tunnels’ on his switch.

but Mario Tunnels sounds like something H4H train friends will be playing.

 

My daughter is playing Genshin impact. I haven't really got a clue what is going on, but it's fun to play it with her because she loves it so much.

Will make a pie later, also have to give the dog a bath coz it's rolled in fox ****, and then maybe later on this eve I'll get to play a bit more RDR2

 

what pie? Picked one up earlier when at local butchers. Saving my lollipop for after now

 

Chicken, bacon and leek, will make a white sauce with some chopped parsley.

Puff pastry bought from a shop, just makes it easier to throw together.

 

Grass

 

Under 18 ^ getting banned

 

More peas than pie is not a good look.

 

Eh?

Why you quoting me there, Mr quote police.