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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Again you fail to read the mcomments first.
    You can see the tractor moving out of the way
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Are the farmers sponsoring McDonald's?
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Hope so
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    Snitches
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever wondered what treasures might lie beneath your lawn?
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    o_O Not even a convincing fake. AI fail.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    50% of "British " Pakistanis are inbred ffs

    airport-police-brothers.jpg
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c77jr5703ngo.amp

    A drug dealer has been jailed for more than 11 years after he was found with a stash of drugs and cash in his home.

    Ifsar Gulzar, of Durkhill Road in Bradford, was arrested after police executed a warrant on 26 February. Officers found Class A drugs worth nearly £1m and £35,000 in cash
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Deport all three.
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

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    Stuff him into a barrel full of broken glass and dog turds, then roll him down a large hill.

    That'll do it.
     
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    The one in the middle looks pleasant enough.

    Who are they?
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Pop Idol finalists , Simon Cowell in the middle betwixt too wonderful guys .

    <whistle>
     
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    Incels beeling they're so ugly their cousins won't **** them
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Yes

    Glad we got that sorted...
     
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    Your mum has obviously given up on your job prospects... can't really blame her ...
     
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    ... think that might be Simon (Duncan) mate - happy to help <ok>
     
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    Scottish comments?
     
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    Jenrick: Deport all foreign criminals and scrap visas for countries that refuse

    In a government with a star-studded array of total incompetents, it is like shooting fish in a barrel picking on them.

    The Justice Secretary, Shabana Mahmood, is a prime example. Prisons are overcrowded and current estimates are that there will be no space left in less than three years. Mahmood’s solution appears to be to create 14,000 new spaces by 2031. That is not a solution to a problem that is already here.

    Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick suggested to Sky News that it might be an idea to simply deport all foreign criminals back to their country of origin. If that country refuses to take them then deny visa applications to that country’s citizens and stop all foreign aid to that country. That would clear twelve per cent of our prison population immediately. Countries that refused to play ball would not be able to send prospective future criminals here as they would have no visas and be turned away. Why did he not do this when in office?

    Of course, Mahmood and Sir Keith Stalin do not want these potential Labour voters thrown out, especially since so many of them are from ideologically favoured backgrounds. According to the Howard League for Penal Reform some of the most overcrowded prisons in the UK happen to be in Leicester, Doncaster, Swansea, Durham and Leeds.
     
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