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Off Topic Bellend ‘Or? 2024 nominations

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Dec 11, 2024.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Easy people

    This is the thread to discuss and nominate our entrants for this years award

    5 nominations

    none have been officially selected but it seems like 3 out of 5 positions could already be taken

    anyway

    all the best and the awards will take place in the next 10 days or so

    A dopo
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So 5 nominations is difficult.

    @FosseFilberto he seems the Ronaldo of the nominations winning it for years but maybe this is one year too many.

    @Sucky Gone off the deep end with his conspiracies but I'm still not sure if he's serious which makes him the stand out favourite.

    @Big Ern outsider but his Aliens rant was an overhead kick that makes him a dark horse.

    @duggie2000 consistency is hard to ignore.

    @Treble for being dead and not letting us know, dickhead move.

    That's me done.
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    What luv said and…

    @Spurf - Comes over here with his anti-English ****e. Arrogant and just drifts away as soon as people dig a bit deeper and start to prove him wrong on his arguments.

    @Sauerkraut Inia - Is this the negative guy? Always gloomy about Liverpools chances and always expects things to go wrong with everything. A proper misery. Apologies if wrong person but if not this guy is a *****.

    @haslam - :emoticon-0159-musicHe used to be ****e, but now he’s alright:emoticon-0159-music - I couldn’t do my nominations and not stick at least one of these dickheads in. Haslam has gone from nice guy to mr argumentative. Always got a snide comment or two and willing to argue with numerous posters.

    @Horny 4 Hamas - He’s a jew. That’s enough on here to win a few votes. Decent poster and I like his puns. Still, though… Jew.



    I know I’m scraping the barrel here. Just making an effort, though. It’s all pointless anyway because @Sucky is going to be the runaway winner this year. Congratulations champ.
     
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  4. brb

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    @Sucky facist! Nigel Farage's love child.

    @Spurf Englishman pretending to be Scottish.

    @Citizen Kane. Nazi constantly writes war and peace.

    Can't think of anyone else...I'm sure there is but my mind has gone blank, soz.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just close Fred guise.

    Send my trophy in the post


    And stop the boats
     
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  6. Spurf

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    What a moron you are
     
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  7. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    In it, the bloody selfish ****er.
     
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  8. Chief

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    Can only think of Big Ern, for being the most ill informed anti United person out there.

    Lot's of facts about United, none of which are ever factual and are simply made up.

    I do like him though. Like I do everyone, obvs.
     
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  9. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    *Bellend

    Nominate me then you weirdo.
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Is this a punt for more votes? You need to try harder.
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    @Wontspendcantspend or Roy Munson who can't ****ing stick to one username.
    Just a constant bellend, loves attention, loves arguing with people, loves being different.

    Bonus point: **** himself when we joked about me becoming a Newcastle board mod and said I'd perma ban him.

    @Sucky for effort alone it has to be Sucky this year.

    @FosseFilberto need I say more.

    @duggie2000 for acting like a right grumpy old tart around the election results.

    @Spurf same reason as Saf and as if to prove our point walks in here to call Saf a moron for nominating him. Paper thin skin.
     
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  13. Chief

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    Everyone nominating someone called Spurf who I've never heard of.

    Where did I go?
     
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  14. Chief

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    Oh yeah, and Munse.

    For pretty much the same reasons as Big Ern.

    Although Munse makes **** up about United's support that he has literally zero actual knowledge or first hand experience of.

    He also has moobs, so should stfu basically.
     
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  15. Spurf

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    Sorry I meant you not saf.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nice try bro.


    But you've no chsnce
     
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  17. Spurf

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    In this world being a bellend is a badge of honour. I am here by mistake a bit like being born in Sunderland, it's not your fault but it marks you.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Oh ok, I just don't recall the bit where you were seen as actively on here.

    I guess I must have been on holiday of some sort.

    <ok>
     
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    @brb for not reading any posts longer than a sentence.

    @PISKIE for not moving to Gaza yet despite promising to open a water park six months ago.

    @Horny 4 Hamas and @Makemstine Roger for making me look anti-Israel.

    Munse for communicating solely in wrestling GIFs and changing his username more frequently than Hezbollah changes its communications devices.

    @Dier Hard for being right about Spurs annoyingly often.
     
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