According to my inside sauces the next celebrity to come under fire for being "a bit handy" around the ladeez is none other than that big eared, crisp munching, migrant hosting pundit Mr Gary Lineker. Allegedly female staff are instructed not to work solo around him due to the number of complaints about inappropriate comments and not being able to keep his hands to himself. The press know hence why he got so much stick about his stance on migrants, his salary and speculation as to why he is stepping down from Match of the Day, or should that be Snatch of the Day?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He thought that being called a P*ki because he was a tad swarthy at school gives him the right to appreciate what being racially abused is like for actual darkies.
Never happened - played against him several times at school ... he's alright - although his brother is a bit of a **** (played against him too) ...
Listening to him bang on about how he was racially abused makes him out to be Nelson Mandela. Was he a goal hanger when you played against him?