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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's a good cliche mate.
     
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  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, it is a good cliché.

    My daughter did it this year, as she always does, even though that was her only contribution, I did the rest. She's our youngest, and I think the 'magic' will be lessened this year as she's old enough to be cynical, unfortunately.


    That tree was £13 by the way, Tesco. Not really that expensive.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    She's the reason we put it up a week early this year, she's off skiing with school for some of December so she could 'enioy' the effect.

    Not sure it was worth doing, she's spends most of her time out and the rest in her room, but everything is up now so it's all sorted.
     
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  4. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Aye its nice when they are younger.
    My eldest is nearly 14 and she couldnt give a **** about christmas or family time beyond "how much are you spending on me?" "I want this, this and this....."
    My youngest is still angelic and nice, am waiting for the day she turns into a demon like her sister and dreading it :)
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    One who is just at the limit of believing and is aware Santa isn’t the one delivering iPads etc. but can afford the other stuff. And a feral pre school one who gave the Santa cam a raspberry when threatened this morning with no toys for behaving like a dick.
     
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  6. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
    Kids!
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    We are having pigs in blankets for Christmas this year….

    or as I like to call them, in-laws in the spare room

    (taken from Gary Delaney)
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Tree from Homebase 6-7ft - decorated by the missus and middle daughter...

    upload_2024-12-7_16-10-55.png
     
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    A 13-foot LED Christmas tree has been reported stolen from a roundabout outside a primary school
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Has Sucky put a picture of his tree up yet? <whistle>
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I dont do xmas trees mate. No kids here and no one cares
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I care <hug>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah I care too

    Anyone else ?
     
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    Need a tree, will have to sort this before only crap is left.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    That’s not true, don’t want to see a modern day
    Ebenezer Scrooge Bringing people down.

    https://amzn.eu/d/42NrHJV
     
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  16. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Nah. December 23rd they’ll be giving them away. Hold your nerve.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That didn't really go well last year.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    The worst case scenario is you don’t have a pointless tree ****ting needles all over your front room.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    There is that. Can't see Mrs luv going for it though.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I’ve had a word. It’s fine.
     
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