Welcome bredren! What will you be doing during this fabricated anti-white festival? I'll be cooking up some plantain, akee and salt fish, jerk chicken, rice and peas, yam and rounding it all off with some mango and watermelon. We will sit in the parlour exchanging presents and hope that what cousin Deyshawn nicked from JD Sports fits because you can never take it back although that is what Aunty Moneesha did last year. At first they didn't want to take back the Fubu hoodie pointing out that they didn't even sell Fubu hoodies but Moneesha started to scream at the manager for being rayciss so he gave her £50 store credit just to shut her up. Unlike previous years we can all watch TV and play the new game of "spot the Honky". So, Happy Kwanzaa and praise Saint Idris, Elba be his name.
