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Howe Out

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 13, 2023.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    No no, I actually am a penguin

    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. Magdad

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    This going to get very confusing for someone very soon <laugh>
     
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  3. Albert's Muffin Top

    Albert's Muffin Top Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Albert's Muffin Top

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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    <laugh>
     
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    I had a lot off at the **** and blocked him the other day. Complete bell end, with a load of little bell ends echoing him.

    Everything4NUFC, not GG, just to be absolutely clear.
     
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  7. Roland Deschain

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    I genuinely hope Howe pisses on my chips and wins the FA cup. Still huge doubts, it was only Sunderland, but the post-rest performance and the easing schedule leaves me hopeful.

    God, wouldn’t it be good to see a ****ing Englishman actually win something. Not sure one has since SBR. Still a lot of doubt, but I wonder in about 18 months what this place will look like? And if you gave me a choice between Howe and Jose, I’d pick Eddie.
     
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  8. Givemeursaltytears

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    Unfortunately another of our esteemed former managers has won a cup since SBR. He’s known for his strong Dutch accent and love of umbrellas
     
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  9. Welshie

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    Redknapp won the FA cup in 08 with Pompey
     
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  10. Magdad

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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Well, that's a new one.

    Chilling with my little yellow feet up, about to crack a beer.
    Ring ring, ring ring.
    "Welshie! Welshie!"
    Me: "yeees?"
    - "The place (as we will call for the sake of this retelling), someone is stuck in a toilet!"
    Me: "excuse me?"
    - "They're stuck, I've tried and tried, it won't open!"
    Me: "Have you called the building owners? They're responsible"
    - "They won't answer, it's too late!"
    Sigh "okay then"
    So, I waddle out the front door and into my car, driving off to save the day.

    If anyone's interested, I did dislodge the man, but I have destroyed the clients door.

    But I don't even have fingers, I'm a penguin for christ sake!
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    what was the decor like in the bogs please as I’m still trying to build that mental picture? And was the stick guy a fat **** was that why?
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    The toilets were actually very nice, however they were also unisex, with a little breastfeeding area outside.

    How the big businesses live eh.

    He was skinny and in a business suit. His shoes looked rather expensive.

    I was wearing a onesie with a company jacket over the top
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Thanks for the added context.
    Helps immensely.
     
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    Well, he’s someone whose opinion I respect…..

    Managers are very rarely going to criticise their players in public, directly or indirectly. It’s called poor man management if you do.
     
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    To an extent, but at some point you've got to call a spade a spade aswell.

    I remember one game under Bobby, away to Charlton, he apologised to the fans after the game for the performance, it's not just the players you need to keep onsidse, it's the fans aswell, and if you keep not calling it how it is, they'll start to lose faith.
     
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  19. Roland Deschain

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    Agreed completely. Being “happy” 0-2 down to West Ham, and being happy with our play when we probably should’ve been 2-0 down vs Palace is bordering on embarrassing.
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    Did I hear him say a lot of parts of the performance were very good?

    What parts ? They didn't create a shot
     
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