British Politics spam thread

Budgie smugglers

 

Dog free zones.

 

Blasphemy laws that only protect the feelings of one religion ?

 

Free halal breakfasts for every child.

 

An MP for Birmingham wants to introduce blasphemy laws to criminalise desecration of religious books .

Meanwhile churches are being converted into mosques & graveyards bulldozed .

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg795k202vxo.amp

Staffordshire
Council approves plans to turn church into mosque

 

The only day my daughter's primary school serves pork is Thursdays sausage & mash , there is a vegetarian option for non meat eaters.

After complaints from the muslim parents they switched to halal sausages.

She has packed lunch on Thursday now .

They do still have ham sandwiches.

Inch by inch we submit

 

One-way traffic.

 

Withnail And I is one of the most overrated piles of utter **** in cinematic history.

****ing pile of ****.

 

They also ****ed fish fingers & chips Friday by serving sugar free beans

 

You’re not predictable at all are you old man?

Stick to watching reruns of Summer Holiday on UKTV Gold

 

Do you actually think I give a flying **** what you think short arse?

 

The only thing predictable about me is my unerring unpredictability and I am magnanimous in that.

 

Has anyone seen Columbo with Peter Falk ?

 

Yes ... you've just proven it by the need to insult...

 

Nope, he's never been round ours ...

 

^^^^^
Predictable

 

Can anyone remember what Columbo's dogs name was?

 

It didn’t have a name he just called it dog iirc.