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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    If Tiote was playing against Messi, Messi would bow at him everytime he ran near him
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 16, 2011
  2. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Chiek Tiote killed Bruce Lee
     
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    AsprillasFurCoat, Feb 16, 2011
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Danger cries in the face of Tiote
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 16, 2011
  4. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb! Active Member

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    Rene Descartes' famous quote "I think, therefore I am" has actually been misquoted for centuries. The original read "I think it best to avoid angering Cheick Tiote, therefore I am"
     
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    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!, Feb 17, 2011
  5. Fuel_Rox

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    In ancient times, people believed the Earth was flat. They were correct..until Tiote decided to redesign Planet Earth.
     
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    Fuel_Rox, Feb 18, 2011
  6. Fuel_Rox

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    Cheik Tiote thinks, therefore we are.
     
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    Fuel_Rox, Feb 18, 2011
  7. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    The match ratings for players in newspapers generally go up to 10; However, Tiote's goes up to 11. That's one more than 10.
     
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    Frank_Pingel_Legend, Feb 18, 2011
  8. Agent Bruce

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    Just having 8 fingers and 2 thumbs I've never managed to count above 10.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 18, 2011
  9. Leon Bessi

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    Ckeik Tiote is disappointed that the Sexy Women Poll has more views than him and will go out to destroy them.
    Pity.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Feb 19, 2011
  10. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Tiote has featured IN all the shlegs featuring on the sexy women thread!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Feb 19, 2011

  11. toonpents

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    Cheik Tiote's broken finger was caused by him punching the worlds biggest diamond to death
     
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    toonpents, Feb 23, 2011
  12. Wise is arfa man

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    tiote walked down the street with an erection, there were no survivors
     
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    Wise is arfa man, Feb 24, 2011
  13. iToons

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    Tiote fractured his finger by punching himself in the face.
     
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    iToons, Feb 24, 2011
  14. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

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    Cheick Tiote walked into an incredibly busy nightclub, 5 minutes later he walked out of an empty nightclub...
     
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    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!, Feb 25, 2011
  15. Sports Direct Username

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    Mike Ashley wanted to give Tiote a one year contract extension.

    Tiote got six and a half.
     
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    Sports Direct Username, Feb 25, 2011
  16. Spiderman-Mask

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    Tiote's name is actually spelt with two c's. He killed the man who started the rumour that it wasn't
    http://nufc.com/ (they've spelt it right)
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 25, 2011
  17. RubenGC

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    Hes Signed a 6 and a half year contract, 6 year, 6 months until 2016, 666 the number of the beast anyone?
     
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    RubenGC, Feb 25, 2011
  18. Sports Direct Username

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    Hate to burst your bubble but 'Tiote, who is an Ivorian international, is now contracted at Newcastle until the summer of 2017'

    So 667. One better than the beast.
     
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    Sports Direct Username, Feb 25, 2011
  19. Tomski

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    Cheik Tiote pities Mr T. He thinks he's a fool.
     
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    Tomski, Feb 27, 2011
  20. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb! Active Member

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    Cheick Tiote is standing behind you. Do. Not. Move.
     
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    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!, Feb 27, 2011
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