Hilarious Jokes

I'm a Sussex University graduate

Probably explains my sex appeal and general awesomeness

 

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I have one large ball.

 

Hitler only had one ball.........................

 

Hitler has only got one ball. Goring has got two, but small. Himmler has got some similar, but Goebbels has no balls at all


What a wonderful song, makes you proud to be British. FTP

 

Did he ever have two? Maybe that's why he was so angry.

 

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Butchered it ... should have been..

Hitler, has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
Himmler, is very similar
But poor old Goebels, got no balls, at all

 

That is the first verse that every **** knows ffs

 

What is the difference between versus and verses?

 

The spelling, you stupid ****ing speccy four eyed twat.

 

The book was quite good iirc, and had shagging in it, which the film didn’t

 

He did, yes; the other, was in the Albert Hall…

 

Then there is absolutely no surprise that he was perpetually fizzing.

 

I don't remember that, was a while ago. Most books at the time seemed to have a chapter with a bit of gratuitous slap and tickle.

I wrote a story for my English homework that had a pornographic sounding opening paragraph but was really about a man entering his boat. "She murmured as he clambered on top of her", etc. My English teacher liked it so much she read it out in the staffroom. One of the older teachers passed me in the corridor and had a go at me, called me "Disgusting". They truly are the best days of your life.

 

Hitler, has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger
She cut it off when he was small

 

That and the fact he was an Austrian short arsed Catholic with horrendous BO.

Didn't really have much going for him to be honest.

 

Patient - Doctor, I am having difficulty pronouncing words beginning with F and T
Doctor - You can't say fairer than that