My wife asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who the f*ck did you think it was?
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Just one before I go...... Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left in life?
I came out of Asda yesterday, and standing beside the car I watched another car coming straight towards me, crashing into the car and making a total mess of the rear end. A young man comes running out of the other car, having been learning to drive with his older brother. I asked them if they were ok, which they luckily were. The oldest immediately offered me £1,500 for the damages, to avoid having to call the insurance company or the police. I said that I would be quite ok with that, and that I'd been young and had accidents, too. The oldest ran to the ATM and came back with the cash, shook my hand and said that I was a wonderful human being, and they left, happy and relieved. It was a rather funny situation, and I'm still wondering about whose car it was that they hit !
