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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Get a job doley , those 4 star hotels housing your replacements don't pay for themselves
     
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  2. DMD

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    Plenty of sunshine fella, if you ventured further than the sofa you could see it for yourself.
    Envy is such a terrible trait, but keep looking at the picture of the pool because some day you could own it <laugh>
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you think Reeves has asked to go with Starmer on his permanent World tour to avoid dealing with the lies & chaos he left behind ?
     
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  5. pieguts

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    Again, only in your head <cheers>
     
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    You don’t have to boast fella, it doesn’t take much to trigger Donuts.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    #winning

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  8. pieguts

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    How the **** would you know. The biggest achievement in your life was losing your job to an immigrant <laugh>
     
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  9. QuarterMoonII

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    That is why they risk rubber dinghies across the Channel. They would get bugger all in benefits in most of Europe. The French have enough trouble with immigrants from their former colonies so they reduced everything that can be claimed to subsistence levels years ago. Most of their immigrants live in the impoverished banlieue around Paris and Marseille and work for a pittance.

    If you are a genuine asylum seeker, France is a safe country and you could stay. If you are not a genuine asylum seeker, you throw all identity documentation into the Channel before you are picked up so that you can stay in a four star hotel paid for by the stupid British. An asylum seeker is allocated accommodation and entitled to claim £49 per week asylum support plus free health care, dental care and vouchers for eye tests and glasses.

    In theory, asylum seekers who arrive via a safe country should automatically have their claim disqualified and should be immediately deported to their country of origin.
     
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    The sick joke that the British people get sucked into is working all their lives paying the mortgage on their house , paying income tax , paying into a pension that most will never receive .
    Sacrificing their best years as a wage slave being robbed to pay for foreighners to live here rent free with health care & everything paid for spitting out more benefit recipients.
    Only to get to their last few years old & ****ed unable to enjoy the fruits of their labour.

    Knowing that if they get too sick or senile that daddy government will sell their house to pay for their care home stay having African women shoving grey food into their mouths with a spoon .

    If they are lucky enough to die daddy government despite being paid handsomely from for decades off their backs take another whopping 40% of your estate over the threshold.

    It wouldn't be so scandalous if the money was spent on making the country a better place but instead it's spaffed away by millionaire posho ****s that get rich from the poor plebs & openly hate you .

    It's modern day slavery
     
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  11. QuarterMoonII

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    Since the next US Presidential election is in 2028, Trump will be gone by the time of the next scheduled UK general election as the orange man cannot stand for office again. Perhaps Musk is planning on standing to replace him...
     
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    i did think of that, but there is a possibility starmergrad collapses before then
     
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    We also have to pay for the likes of you. Even if you get your beer money from your mum, you use services and benefit from things that are paid by income tax. You’re welcome <cheers>
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I think your intel is about 20 years out of date , weird how you care so much about my past & I have no idea or care about who or what you are .

    Unfortunately the cheap foreign labour that satuated the casino industry in the 2000s has dried up thanks to Brexit.
    Most of the East Europeans ****ed off home, the one's that stayed got killed off during lockdowns as they couldn't afford the London rents .

    The 24 hour unsociable hours in casinos put me off going back .
    The wages for pit boss & inspectors have skyrocketed as the cheap foreign staff dried up & I could use my contacts to walk back into a job at the Hippodrome or Palm beach Mayfair, but i would rather enjoy a life of leisure in my 40s with my youngest daughter.


    I'm not a greedy person
     
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    Labour are offering them the opportunity to pay the inheritance tax in instalments, although it is difficult to see just how a farmer exists if he has to pay £600k over say ten years when his farm makes less than £60k profit. I suppose he could sign on for some sort of benefit if the value of the farm is not considered for means testing purposes.

    It would be very easy for farmers to avoid inheritance tax on their farms if they accept the problems that may arise. They could turn their farms into trusts. Since inheritance tax is only paid by individuals, their farms would pay nothing. The other easy option could be to just hand the farm on to your children before you die: the living do not pay inheritance tax.

    If, as the useless Communists claim, the intention was to stop wealthy people from buying farm land to avoid inheritance tax then why did the Treasury not simply legislate to close that loophole? The wealthy would then have to find some other asset to squirrel their millions away.
     
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    Desperate loony John Crace writing for the Garuniad: Kemi’s Tories Haven’t Got Talent show fields A N Other at PMQs

    Funnily enough, that A N Other (I had never heard of Andy Burghart either) wiped the floor with the red witch of Stockport. She could not answer the questions and blurted out incorrect facts that even the BBC would have managed to get right.

    If John Crace is looking for a lack of talent he should be looking on the government benches. He can start by looking at the two women sat either side of Rayner: Rachel Reeves and Lucy Powell, dressed identically like Tweedledum and Tweedledee at the Mad Hatter’s Party. She had the gig at the dispatch box because the head liar was still in Brazil with the other clueless Western leader Joe Biden, who probably did not even know he was there.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'm hoping the Russians slip some Polonium 210 in his tea like Litvinenko for his escalation in ukraine.
     
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