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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I thought that you were not going to reply anymore. You cannot send me the shovel that you have used to dig yourself out of sight because you cannot see out of the hole.

    It would appear that you are some sort of demented Chav off holidaying in the sun for a couple of weeks. Was it Ryanair or EasyJet? I know someone that has just booked Tenerife in January for about tuppence ha’penny for him and his missus to swill cheap plonk.
     
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  2. Willhoops

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> Triiiiiiggered to ****
     
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  3. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    She’s your sort of women – can toss you off in at least two ways.

    Yoda_TrumpDerangementSyndrome1b.jpg
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Imagine using a sexed up curriculum Vitae for one of the most high profile positions of power ?

    And nobody even bothered checking her references, what an absolute cluster **** this regime are
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yawn
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Derp di derp
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  8. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    The Communists summoned Elon to appear before Parliament. They have no jurisdiction over an American citizen so he does not have to show up.

    So Elon says that he is going to summon the Communists to appear before Congress. He has no jurisdiction over them so they do not have to show up.
     
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  9. pieguts

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    You asked the questions you complete ****ing idiot and now it turns out that I’m comfortably well off, particularly after you trying to boast how well off your parents are, has made you look a clown.
    May come as a shock but lots of Brits do own property outside of the UK. So posting pictures of “mums” is desperately sad <laugh>

    I really couldn’t care less what you own, what your parents own or your current financial plight, so the jealous spite comment is again just part of the lost grip on reality you have. The main difference between us, is you will wake up every day hating the world as you think its somehow let you down and I will continue to laugh and I will continue to enjoy life.

    By the way, never had a timeshare <cheers>
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    When do the carers arrive to change Simon's pads? ... he's deposited a mega load in them this morning ... <laugh>
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Starmer demands more online censorship because of dangerous disinformation posted .
    Elon as owner of Twitter should ban him & all the other Labour Twitter accounts that blatantly lie on a daily basis .

    Problem solved
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Triggered to **** <laugh>
     
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  13. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    That has been apparent for a couple of hours this morning. Keep looking at the picture of the pool, it should have a calming influence in time or alternatively book some therapy for yourself.
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Lefty ****wits

    Duncan is poor & unemployed

    Duncan

    What job do you do ?
    Do you own your own house ?
    How much do you have in savings ?
    How old are you ?

    Also lefty ****wits

    It's none of your business but I'm way more richerer than you because you are a wasist

    <wah><wah><wah>



    Every ****ing time lol
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

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    I'd never boast about how stupendously wealthy I am. I'm too humble and modest to talk about my ridiculous bank balance and extensive property portfolio. You'll not hear me boasting about my constant travels or latest supercar.

    Nope, I'm not that sort of guy.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Go get an ice cream there's not much sun this time of year so all your snaps will come out dull & grey like your pitiful life
     
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    Saxton tribute act <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Not sure anyone’s claimed to be wealthier than your mum and dad.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Get a job doley <somersault>
     
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    Is that the best insult you could come up with.
    We can add comedian to the list of skills you don’t have <cheers>
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Get back to work wagey , someone has to pay my job seekers credit allowance
     
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