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  1. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Electric car.
    Flat battery this morning. But not the one to power the motors, the one that opens the ****ing doors!

    it went to sleep last night with 80% charge and bang, nothing.

    To get in the only access is via a key through the boot. To then pop the bonnet to swap out the battery. So I was the one to go through as the breakdown block is a little less able.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    There are folk out there who would blame this on you being woke
     
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  3. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Doesn’t happen if you own a tractor <whistle>
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    This is your fault for driving such a woke car. Eat an avocado and get a real man to fix it.
     
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  5. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Would be the same as a ICE car having a battery fault.

    seems it’s an Audi group issue for electric cars.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah, but that don't wash with the anti-woke crowd
     
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  7. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    the connections had avacado and sourdough crumbs all over them.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs luv doing a presentation at The House of Lords tomorrow so I'm in the pub <cheers>
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Presentation for what bro?

    I'm guessing a presentation to make salt in the fridge a law?
     
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    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    i going for SENs
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Salt in the fridge is a bit special educational needs

    *No offence Mrs Luv
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Watching ‘Cass’ about Cass Pennant. Surprisingly good so far if you ignore most of the acting.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She'll ****ing hate all that lol.
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Nice menu. If you haven’t pre-ordered then the vegetarian option is to **** off. We used to be a country.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No idea what she's had yet but she wouldn't normally go for any off that.
     
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    wtf....I'd just have the trifle lol - oh and tea and truffles or coffee don't mind either.
     
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    Wouldn't touch either of the starters but happily have either of the mains or desserts.
     
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    Buenos dias. Not many meetings in the diary today and football is returning.

     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Morning
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Morning.

    In work, but doing **** all this morning.

    A ****e cheap breakfast, then pack up early for some golf and a leg stretch this afternoon before the storm hits later.

    Looks like tomorrow will be proper grim.

    Football likely to be off, so need to sort some firewood, go the gym for a couple of hours, then light the fire and drink red wine probs.
     
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