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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Here's different, thieves break out of Windsor Castle. It looks like thieves went over the wall, stole a Isuzu pick up and a quad bike, then used the pick up to break out through one of the gates. Armed police have recently been removed because it wasn't a good look for the tourists.
     
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    Get Orville and Wilbur on the job. :emoticon-0138-think


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    “Don’t worry lads, we’re downhill 2nd half”

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    Youre turn to go get the ball
     
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    Is that also used as South Huntley’s rugby pitch?!
     
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  11. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    I played rugby at SH, when I was a youngster

    It’s certainly similar to Skidby Millars pitch.
     
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    There was one corner of one pitch where, if it was wet, you could dive for the try line on the 22 and let the slope take you over!
     
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    Ah well, I might as well throw my camera gear away :emoticon-0145-shake
    She is excellent.
     
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    It snowed last night...
    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    By noon it all melted

    Moral:

    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes!
     
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    Haha! Stealing this!
     
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    I got told off for posting that last year.
     
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    Hope you've recovered from that experience.
    Abridged version, **** 'em. :emoticon-0138-think

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  20. balkan tiger

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    Yeh there was 1 or 2 of those.
    More scarily it wasn't last year it was 2018 when I posted it. Page 325 of this very thread.
     
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