British Politics spam thread

police called in to investigate a nine year old boy for name calling Rachel finally sees sense

 

Your mum?

 

Well Will not a bad effort but 90% was from me so ill give you a 3 out of 100 for effort

 

Thanks for appreciating my effort Rog.

 

Well she can't learn to keep her trap shut can she, if you don't want insults back i suggest you refrain from them, the most seamen pumpy had QE aircraft carrier and her highest score was 1

 

It was you wasn’t it Rog.

 

nah mate there are better dogs in the street, than that fat arsed bitch

Pumpy looking for action

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Uh oh, the Grauniad caught banged to rights posting misinformation.

It'll be funnier still if this is the tweet some dopey ****er reported and plod have been investigating.

 

Be careful Pompey. Our double hard bastard will put all of his military training to good use and bake you a cake!

 

Just admit it Rog, you’ve got quite the crush on Pompey. It’s ok, the truth will set you free.

 

'Almost never'

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Not the best advert for a babysitter.

 

Trump and noncery go hand-in-hand

 

Very true he boated about watching 15 year olds getting changed.

 

Strange appointment even by Trumps standards. Even Republican senators are asking for the ethics report to be published, that’s how much he’s disliked.

 

I agree you do look like Elton

 

Sorry Rog, I tried, but your personality has killed your chances there.

There’s always more fish in the sea.