What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I'd hurry up and get that salt in the fridge before it goes off

 

nice crust on that. That duck will be melting.

 

It’s okay, it’s fine.

 

What's all the Beans looking things?

 

they look like beans to me….

2 cans of Heinz, a pack of Richmond sausages and a chicken quarter…..

 

I used mixed beans, harricot, chick peas, something else i can't remember.

 

I can't talk to you anymore

 

Why

 

Chickpea ****

 

Pasta bake tonight.

 

You know the difference between a lentil and a chickpea.

 

I did 20 years ago when I first heard the joke.

 

They live in the lentil catagory for me so yuk

 

You're killing me, what's the punch line?

 

Did you eat that?

 

You’re pulling my legume.

 

Yeah it was okay.

 

What did the other patients on the ward think of it?