Off Topic The Burly Arms

Morning

 

Morning.

Had to make a doormat out of braken last night so that I didn’t tread any cow pat into my tent.

 

Taking a bite out of a cow pat every morning can, apparently, help with indigestion... let us know if it works

 

Well done mate.

 

Some crazy stuff going on in the world right now.

 

don't you take your shoes off before you go in the tent?

 

Struggles with the velcro flaps ...

 

It’s got a little porch on it. So sit in the tent then take shoes off in the porch. Stepping on the braken doormat on the way in

 

Thanks mate. Appreciated

 

Ah! I see, makes sense. I don't do camping but all the extreme camping videos I've seen they tend to take their shoes off outside, hence why I asked.

 

Is the bracken loo roll a bit scratchy?

 

Not after you get used to it

 

It’s a manoeuvre lol. You don’t want to take your shoes off outside and get wet socks, but you don’t want to tread the outside into the tent either.

Guess it depends on the tent, but my one is a case of open up the fly sheet, then the inners, swing round and sit down, then take your shoes off in the porch part.

 

Tenting etiquette, slow day.

 

I'd just have tent slippers and leave the ebays outside in a bag

 

How to come out without coming out

 

I liked your "flower beer" line but not this new one so much.

 

No Diddy bro