Match Day Thread Tricky Trees v NUFC

That thumbnail makes it look like Joelinton is holding and looking through the little camera

 

Joelinton is finally getting the respect he deserves....

 

He's been well liked/respected for a while now tbh.

 

Even outside the toon....... he's an absolute beast... I love him... he does it all and he gets in the other sides faces...absolutely love that.

 

Burn also pretty good at that. Botman's a big lad an'all. We've got to maintain some tough lads, a lot of our boys are a bit soft. Joelinton's right up there, think he was rated 3rd globally of midfielders based on strength. He's going to be the hardest to replace.

 

He is a unique player, he isn't "like" another player like you can compare most players to someone else, that's what makes him so valuable.

 

He's the Swiss army knife of the Premier League.... anyone else would be the bathroom buddy at best.

 

I won’t. That’s a promise. I would never say we will get relegated.

 

I wouldn't describe him as a knife..more like a tank.

 

The versatility was the idea... I suppose a waffle was another option.

 

Oh right yes i agree with the versatility comparison.

 

Have you ever tried two waffles and a fried egg in a sandwich... with ketchup..

Very tasty

 

No

 

It's been about 27 years since I had one... If you ever get the chance try it.

 

It was complimentary when you were comparing Joelinton to a Swiss Army Knife, but comparing him to a potato waffle is less so.

But on that note - stick a potato waffle between 2 slices bread with baked beans and cheese, and bung in the sandwich toaster. Proper food porn.

 

Waffles are waffly versatile

 

They are, just "Joelinton is waffley versatile" doesn't really sell him right.

If they really are that versatile I wanna test their versatility, ie potato waffles and ice cream.