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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. BobbyD

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    lol i've had to do 2 this year. ****ing joke the 2nd time. They should just create the autobahn here but to be honest seeing the number of accidents on the motorway cause of absent minded people i can see why they haven't
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Work from home still.
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    luv living the dream. I bet half your 4 days working is spent on watching tv and chatting **** on not606
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    I'm working right now.
     
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  5. pieguts

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    Do you get points on your licence for this as well?
     
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  6. Chief

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    No, you do the course and dodge the points.

    I'm still fairly convinced they couldn't have anyway, I'm not making the bit up when I say I wasn't a close as made out.

    Anyway, Internet failed, so I didn't do it anyway!
    **** sake.

    Sat in a Zoom waiting room for ten minutes and as soon as the host logged on it went tits up.

    No doubt that will also be my own fault and they'll try to get more money out of me to try to do it again.

    I took a few screen shots of me waiting as back up. The Internet issue didn't seem to be my end.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    You got fined and had to do a course for driving too close to a cyclist?

    I nearly knocked one off their bike the other day, he was on a road bike and swerved infront of me to avoid a pot hole. Twat.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Lineker stepping down from MOTD. Thank god wonder who they’ll replace him with.. thank **** it won’t be jenas. He’s an even bigger boring ****.

    will no doubt be a woman and I will never watch it again. Unless it’s Laura woods.
     
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  9. pieguts

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    Seems like another money making scam to me. Who determines this 1 and 1/2m rule?
    As Sweats said you can give them plenty of room and they will still be all over the place.
    I honestly think I would take my chances with a court case on this one.
     
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  10. Chief

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    Well yeah, that's what they do.

    The difference is this **** had a go pro on his helmet and reported me to (his mate) the police.

    I should have just let them try to prosecute me.
     
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  11. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Roy Keane please
     
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  12. Chief

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    There's only really Woods or, less so, Gabby Logan could be the presenter.

    The rest of the women crack on to be pundits as they've all played the very same game as the men! Yes, it's exactly the same, honest.

    Woods is good as she doesn't even pretend to have that experience, she's just a very good presenter and leaves the nous to
    blokes who've actually been there.

    Plus, she clearly loves it up the arse.
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    Jeff Stelling would be the right choice. I reckon he’d be up for it. Pushing 70 but still working and doubt he’d be able to turn it down at least for a couple of years.

    Eni Aluko it is then.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Morning - a cold and frosty one ...
     
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    Beautiful and overcast today

    very nippy once you step outside

    perfect for sipping on a hot cuppa with your feet up

    exactly what I’m doing
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Me too.

    Whilst working hard as well of course.
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    Delightful clear skies in B-town though I’m on the train to London for corporate nonsense.
     
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    1st clear sky In London for over 2wks
     
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