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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    33.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    16.7%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    22.2%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    38.9%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    11.1%
  6. We want Farage...

    5.6%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    16.7%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    22.2%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    38.9%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    61.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Soz @Diego I forgot to tag you with the grave dodgers above :emoticon-0152-heart


    Making companies pay instead of rinsing the people.... Got my vote
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Mine's 66 mate - 10 more months and counting - get pensioners rate at the Turkish barber's now though - quite funny and satisfying me sitting in the chair getting OAP discount on my luxurious locks and wet shave whilst some beardie Generation X is giving instructions on how he wants 'fades' to help disguise his thinning Barnet at full price...
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The only thing with mandating insurance companies to pay for IVF is that they will whack up their premiums

    If he can tackle the obscene greed in private health insurance and mandate that IVF will be paid for and premiums won't rise, then it's a win
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    Alex Jones though.

    They should get Andrew Tate to be in charge of Women's rights.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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  6. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    The telegraph letters page was brilliant during Brexit it made the Dear Bill letters look sensible .
     
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  7. brb

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    I've got to wait until I'm 67 for my pension, but never ever given the migrants any thought about it, not even sure why I would, it is what it is and I just got suck it up and get on with it. People like yourself will have to wait even longer, but you wouldn't get a state pension anyway, because you haven't paid contributions, well unless you are claiming benefits as well as working illegally. Although you are only 21, so you got plenty of time to get 35 years NI contributions paid in, or whatever it is these days, or just do what you always do blame the migrants. <whistle>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    465819287_2841973512625535_8863534935790815433_n.jpg
     
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  9. pieguts

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    Bryan Lanza, an advisor to Trump, is already making the US stance clear. Ukraine will have to accept they are not getting Crimea back…who’d have thought that would be the US position!
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    That actually a good suggestion imo.


    Gets my vote again
     
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  11. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    I’ve been watching some videos of Trumps proposed tariffs and how they will affect people in the US. There was one with a Trump MAGA supporter, who imports and sells T-shirts. He didn’t understand that China won’t be paying the tariff, it will be him as the importer. He went from this really loud obnoxious Trump loving MAGA supporter to someone who was about to cry. He wouldn’t initially believe the TV reporter, until some random walking by confirmed it <laugh>
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I said this right at the start of this conflict, let Russia have it, and all of Ukraine.

    That way we won't be sending that coke head zelinski another 3b to shuv up his nose.
     
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  13. pieguts

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    Mate, you’ve been moaning the last few days about asylum seekers coming to the UK. Letting a country waltz in and take another country is pretty much the same isn’t it, or does it only matter when it’s the UK?
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Not even 'assigned' anyway.

    You're either male or female.

    That's based on whether you have a cock and balls, or a vag.

    The end.
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    We need a three state solution. It’ll be fine and violence-free if we all want it enough. I’m very clever.
     
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  16. pieguts

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    FFS Fosse, only you could turn the pension age threshold into a vanity post <laugh>
     
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    What about the people who have both, or none?
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Speaking of actually.... I believe the UK birth certificates have changed the lingo to from gender to "assigned gender" recently
     
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    It was a nightmare getting into the women’s sauna until they did that.
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Linesman getting a quick blood pressure check.
     
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