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  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    These people are just on one right now

    If they weren't on the internet they wouldn't be saying these things, in public you'd be embarrassed to be chatting about the things Roland is banging on about.

    Burglars should get chemical castration, lol, the deranged ramblings of the local pisshead
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    What would they do to the higher crime of handling stolen goods?
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Chemical castration and prison, you haven't been following?

    We are creating a new class of eunuchs. They'll all start working in the government.

    People on here are speaking like all the things they are suggesting have never been done before, but they have. China did this for centuries and it led like 6 different chinese dynasties to ruin.
     
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    I'd boil psychos rapists murderers and nonces... I'd do the same if they tried and were unsuccessful because they still tried it.

    Apart from that I'd keep things much the same.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'd make burglars stand in front of the entire prison and eat a giant chocolate cake, like in Matilda.
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Don't encourage Obi in to a life of crime
     
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  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I don't think the eunuchs ruined 6 dynasties, I think it was the same one over and over again. The emperors all got hard to control when they hit 3.
    I quite like the slavery punishment though, you get tonnage as a sentence and sent down a mine with a spork.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Trump doing the league cup draw <laugh>

     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Pretty amusing that The Guardian is providing counselling for their staff who are traumatised by Tino getting in <laugh>
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Tino is our best right back.

    Da ****s their problem
     
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  12. ToonArmy1892

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    Not in the England squad this time.
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Starmer Out!
     
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    nevermind-whatever.gif
     
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  15. ToonArmy1892

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    TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
     
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  18. ToonArmy1892

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    I like this thread. It’s confusing and totally bonkers. But I like it.

    It’s all Howes fault. Right?
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