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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Tories finding themselves between a Cock and a Hard Case ... they're certainly not sending us their best ...

    Whoever wins gets to contest Nigella Fartrage for Prime Gammonister for the marginalised righties ... also known as the Politically Irrelevant <laugh>
     
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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    The sound of a barrel being scraped. <laugh>

     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    November 11th innit
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Badenoch's the new Tory leader.

    I couldn't make my mind up, as they all had strengths and weaknesses, but all in all I'm not too disappointed in this, as both her and Jenrick seem intent on holding Labour's feet to the fire, and a strong opposition is always needed, and she terrifies Starmer and Rayner, especially at the dispatch box.

    Sunak left them leading in the polls, so they have a reasonable base to try to rebuild their heavily damaged reputation. Fortunately Starmer is giving them every opportunity.

    It's a bit disappointing that Cleverley doesn't want to be in the Cabinet. I think he's got a fair bit to offer. Maybe him being on the outside could be a plus though.
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Apolitically of course, don't forget about that.
     
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  8. Willhoops

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    Bad Enoch it is.



    Liz Truss walks into a bar, and it goes bankrupt.

    It doesn’t matter who the Tory’s appointed, a corrupt irrelevant **** show is a crap irrelevant **** show. They are such weak opposition it’s really their fault if this government doesn’t succeed.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

    Dopey old sods on a backwater forum like this pointed these things out years back.

     
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  12. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Sadiq khan plans to run the London Underground on renewable energy, provided by solar and wind and set up in ‘ leafy suburbs’ Let’s run the numbers.

    The underground uses about 1.2 terawatt-hours of electricity per yr, equivalent to 1,200,000,000 kilowatt-hours (kWh)

    So Khan would need 321,390 solar panel systems needing 1,286 hectares (12.9 square kilometers) of land, 183 onshore wind turbines needing about 275 hectares

    The cost for the land alone would be £ BILLIONS and it won’t run when it there’s no sun or wind or it’s dark so probably not at all in winter. and don’t @ me about battery plants! Because you’ll regret it.

    This is a an epic piss take

    https://x.com/Artemisfornow/status/1852632043378638936
     
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  13. DMD

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    We certainly need more awareness - of:
    Ariana Grand bombing.
    Three London tube bombings.
    London bus bombing.
    Glasgow airport bomb.
    Tiger Tiger bomb.
    Two London Bridge stabbings, 2017 and 2019.
    Lee Rigby stabbing.
    Westminster car attack.
    Parson’s Green bomb.
    Manchester Piccadilly suicide bomb plot.
    Dewsbury bomb plot against EDL.
    Westminster car attack.
    Exeter cafe bomb.
    Manchester station attack, just outside Allan’s Snackbar.
    Streatham stabbing.
    Reading stabbing.
    Burnley stabbing.
    7/7 anniversary bomb plot.
    Madam Tussauds bomb plot.
    Arfat Hassan bomb plot.
    St Paul’s Cathedral bomb plot.
    David Amiss MP stabbing.
    St James Hospital attack.
    Liverpool Women’s hospital attack.
    Hartlepool shooting.
    Steven Timms MP stabbing.
    The 50,000 little girls who have been gang-raped.
    The thousand of little girls with mutilated genitalia.
    The hundreds of victims of ‘honour killings’.
    And possibly the Southport stabbings too.
    What we should have, is a memorial-day every year for the victims of lslamic terror.
    A day when we can all gather, and mourn not only the British people lost to lslamic terror, but also the freedoms that we have lost too. The oppressive airport checks. The anti-lslam barriers around all airports.
    The inability to drive up to the terminal building. The anti-lslam barriers on London bridges. The anti-lslam barriers around shopping centers.
    THIS is how we should memorialise lslam, each year.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    50% of their cabinet are women, thats forced "equality" which always comes at the expense of competence

    of course its going to be a ****show
     
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    Still, at least the ironing will be up to date <ok>
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    When did it all start?
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    Some say God and some say the "Big Bang Theory".

    The truth is that no **** knows and never will.

    Both scenarios I alluded to are ridiculous in the extreme.
     
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  18. DMD

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    I'm about 14% sure it was a Tuesday.
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

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    Wouldn't surprise me. Tuesdays are always a **** of a day.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I agree. Mondays are bad, Wednesday is midweek, Thursday is almost there, Friday's are whoo hoo! weekend!

    Tuesday is a ****.
     
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