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    I've just finished decorating my front door ready for Thursday evening.

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    I was sitting opposite a woman breastfeeding in the park earlier and got quite turned on. She asked me if I fancied doing it and I rushed at the chance. After a couple of minutes sucking her breast she was obviously getting quite horny and said to me "Is there anything else you'd like?"

    I said "bloody hell, You haven't got a Farley's rusk too , have you?"
     
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    Plagiarism is rife!
    My people will talk to your people.
    I want a large settlement and l don’t mean, a German Shepard stool!
     
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    Coffee can be deadly.

    It killed my grandad.

    He was run over by a Maxwell House van......it was instant.
     
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    So have l…..

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    so now we have identified two midget trouser submarines
     
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