Guilty Pleasures

Indeed, unashamedly so.

Sadly, they no longer exsist.

 

Nah but I grew up in pubs so remember those guys.

The meat man too we had a few times

Before the dvd woman

 

But you were born in 1997.

 

I have a great memory

 

One that I used to love doing before the age of the mobile was when somebody called you and it was a wrong number ... you'd answer and they'd say something like "Oh, I'm so sorry, I've dialled the wrong number" ...

My playful response was "No problem, it was ringing anyway" ...

The momentay silence and obvious confusion on the other end of the line was very funny ...

Alas, technology killed the mischief ...

 

Got any crabs on ya cock.
Wonder how many times a night they heard that

 

Yeah, first time I ever had crab sticks was from one of those pub blokes selling them.

 

Diced up in a salad is good too

 

Went out for a night out with the lads. Came back home, fingers smelling of fish, yea right where have you been

 

The working class or the crab stick man?

 

I loved mars bars, al la what Mick Jagger did with Marian Faithful, the fish taste is definitely an acclimatised taste

 

you cant eat them at the pub then come home to the wife without questions

 

To be fair, you can't eat out the wife at the pub without raising questions either.

 

Koka tom yam noodles with a tin of tuna mixed in over toast

 

Fish finger sandwich

I know it's a bit 'running through fields of wheat' but it's one of those ones you remember and are like '**** yeah, let's do this'